Time to Work on Your Tan

Working on my January Tan
Working on my January Tan

Man, is it WARM outside!

How WARM is it?

It is so WARM that you could…

It is disturbingly warm outside right now. I’m loving it, but it does make you worry what this summer will be like. Drought, fires, bears roaming Ash Canyon, the disappearance of Washoe Lake, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria…any number of things!

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8 thoughts on “Time to Work on Your Tan

  1. The tires are creating a soft, protective barrier between the bicycles and my work bench, keeping the scratches off both bicycles and bench. Kind of like the tires you see along the piers at the ocean.

  2. DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE!!!

    We have seen many devastating effects of global warming in recent years – melting ice caps, damaged ecosystems, extreme weather conditions – but one troubling development might make a few more people sit up and take notice of the growing problem. Hold on to your kegs, kids – we’ve got a beer shortage on our hands.

    A triple whammy of bad weather in Europe, an increase in the price of barley and a decrease in hops production in the U.S. has lead to a price increase of 20 percent for the most widely grown varieties, to 80 percent for specialty hops. The shortage is particularly hitting microbreweries, since they use more hops than major brewers. Industrial brewers like Anheuser-Busch and Miller are more insulated against the shortage because they have futures contracts with hops farmers. The contracts, which help big brewers hedge against rising prices, allow them to buy a quantity of hops for a specific period of time for a certain price. – NPR

    If you love craft beer, this is the type of news that can send chills up your spine just in time for the weekend. Similar to what is happening among gasoline users, beer drinkers from Australia to Oregon can expect to have to pay more for less in the coming months – or even years. Many industry professionals are predicting a 10-15 percent price jump, while others are more worrisome about shortages affecting the quality of beer.

    To make beer, you need water, malted barley, yeast and hops – the dried female flowers, also known as cones, from hop vines. When you crush a hop cone, you get a yellow pollenlike powder on your fingers called lupulin. That’s the zing brewers get from hops. Without hops for bittering, there would be no way for brewers to temper the roasted sweetness of the malt. Hops also provide aroma – that burst of floral, spiciness you might get in the head of an American-style India pale ale. Hundreds of years ago, British brewers sending IPAs off to India also appreciated the natural preserving qualities of hops. – FOX Business

    Brewery owners insist that any difference in taste will be minimal, but the news of the shortages and price hikes has many beer enthusiasts paying closer attention to global warming’s influence on the matter. Hail storms across Europe damaged farms, Australia recorded its worst drought to date, and extreme heat in the western U.S. wreaked havoc on yields and quantity. Several brewers are concerned more people will turn to wine and spirits , though both of those industries are facing their own battles as well. Perhaps Bud Light will leave a bad enough taste in people’s mouths – well, a worse taste than normal – to motivate the masses into noticing the widespread effects of global warming. Or maybe it will just continue to get worse until bathtub gin and moonshine are our only options. Cheers!

  3. Oh great. I can buy some piece of crap car or crappy clothes for rock-bottom prices, but I have to pay more for beer? Maybe I should add hops to the list of stuff I’m growing out back…

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